Monday, August 2, 2010

Help, police ! Canadians have been robbed by a group of burglars and scoundrels ! Everybody already knows who it was, but they're still out walking the streets ! They're planning to steal more money ! They go by the name of the Conservative Party of Canada ! Stop them, police ! If I see Brian Mulroney I will place him under Citizens Arrest according to Section 494 of the Canadian Criminal Code. What ? His manner of stealing isn't considered illegal ? Oh sorry everybody. I goofed again.


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