Dedicated to Bill Casey

By the way, these planes won't save your life.  These planes are intended to fight imperial wars.  We're actually becoming less safe when we try to conquer the world.  

True North Strong and "Free"

CANADA IS ALMOST FINISHED

The Omnibus Crime Bill passed.  Passed like gas - the stinkiest fart I ever smelled.

Did you see the Saint Patrick's Day Riot in London, Ontario ?  

How many of the rioters were intoxicated on alcohol ?  All of them. 

 Yet alcohol is a drug that the Government sells us.  Meanwhile the crime bill forces us to lock up marijuana users - - how many riots are fuelled by marijuana ?  Exactly zero.   

Steve Harper, you want to fool me into believing your lies about your "Safe Streets and Communities Act?"  You might as well ask me to believe a magic leprechaun wrote the bill.  

Steve, your government is rotten

TORIES STOLE THE ELECTION FOR STEVE ?
Steve didn't win fair and square after all.  Another disappointment in Canadian history.  I know this isn't a cartoon but I want to post this video here anyway.  When I think about it, Steve is a kind of a cartoon in many ways.  His rise to power has a fictional feel to it.

Mr Harper's lies are very troubling to ordinary citizens like myself, and my family.  What lies you ask ?  Listen to his statements claiming it's only his government that raises the issue of human rights to China ?  It's a complete whopper to claim that Jean Chretien didn't boast at all times about the freedoms Canadians enjoy and how those freedoms help us to become as prosperous as we have been.  I'm not even a liberal, I'm an independent - - but I can recognize reality; Mr Chretien was a much stronger prime minister than Mr Harper.  Mr Harper is a believer of the New World Order's right to enslave Canadians.  That makes him fail right there as far as I'm concerned.

I don't trust that Steve has my best interests in mind.  Steve doesn't care if I'm free or if I'm a slave.  He doesn't care either way.

Revised SuperFun Map

updated the Superfun Map for new distribution  !  I think it would be a fine poster, just print it off on shiny paper.  Have a laugh !  Make it a postcard and mail to your MP.

this painting combines the watercolour original superfun map imposed over the second oil painted version with the sitting duck.  The oil painting was a project for a class at NSCAD and was displayed at the Elephant Show, NSCAD University 2007 under the title "Please Help Me Destroy Pig Earth"

calm down leaders

Tea Party wins in the United States !

Barack Obama agrees : Don't Tax Billionaires. Let public schools and hospitals wither.

Good plan, dudes ! Great plan, excellent plan. Hey powerful people, listen to my secret !

You can't build a powerful country if most of the citizens are unhealthy, bumbling morons.

Seems to me that our current form of human organization has an end, and that end is

The Human Zoo

Which leads me to the end of this inane blog and the beginning of a brave new world.

Nobody is paying attention to my political cartoons, which only a few have recognized contain all the truths needed to create a vibrant and healthy society.

Therefore I introduce a new format for this blog. All I care about now is burgers.

In the Conservative's Make-Believe Fantasy, real people like you and I should have no power.

We must submit to corporations - even when it kills us.

The Conservatives want us to be a Commercial Colony for our neighbour's corporations.

Their brains are infected with the sickness known as "a colonized mind."

They feel inferior to the Empire.

Clean air, water, and healthful food are the most important issues for every human. . . but this is treated as trivial by the big corporations.

They just want to make the most amount of money in the smallest amount of time.

Even when it kills us. Even if it means enslaving most of us.

STAY FREE - KEEP CANADA STRONG AND FREE

BOOT THE TYRANTS FROM OFFICE

Nova Scotia's debt as of 31 March 2011 : $14,000,000,000

Canada's debt : $560,000,000,000

All money is ones and zeros on a computicon ! Don't be fooled !

The 500 hats of Steve Harper

This picture represents the stupidity, foolishness, and childishness of our current World, which is completely at war and seems to be gearing up for permanent war. The totalitarian governments are uniting to destroy our democracy, enslave our peoples, and force us to pay tribute to them .

Steve Harper and "Harper's Government?" and The Conservative Party Elite should be tried for treason, that's my opinion. If I see Stephen Harper I will place him under citizens arrest according to Section 494 of the Canadian Criminal Code. I will tell him "Steve you're under arrest for treason. We're going to face somebody you have no respect for - - the law !"

Of course Stephen would then use his powerful death slave machine (known as the CRAP) to destroy me . He'd like to destroy you too but he pretends otherwise. Isn't it funny how you get that strange feeling like he's fooling you ? That's because he is fooling you. He is selling you for slavery because he is a puppet submitting to richer people, people he considers to be better than himself and better than you . If you want to fight him the time is now. We're lucky that we have our parliamentary system in Canada because we don't even have to get violent on Stephen. All we have to do is completely shame him by destroying the CRAP at the ballots on Election Day. Remember 1993 ? That was the last time a bunch of War Mongering Pig Dogs tried to enslave us with their death machines. We reduced them to 2 seats. Goodbye Steve. *(editorial note, later Steve won that election, making a fool of me.  But I predict eventually the sane Canadians will pull a Mulroney turnaround on Steve and his approval will be low.  We can only deny reality for so long before reality asserts itself. )

Of course the stakes are higher these days than the early nineties, or at least don't they seem higher ? We had George Bush steal the election down south, lived through 8 years of his terror . Probably Steve wouldn't have scruples about stealing an election up here .

Harper did say "George W Bush is allowed to call me whatever he wants." Good dog Steve.

WAR IS FOR GOOFS

LET'S BUILD

WE HAVE ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY

BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR BILLIONAIRES

Here's a neat trick we should try : Anybody who makes over a half billion dollars, take the amount over a half-billion, I mean the citizen keeps the half billion, but the rest of the money is directed immediately into hospitals, schools, roads, energy . . . the state. Billionaires who read this, please remember that without the state you would have no money at all . . . why not take a fair share and build a better state with our shared wealth. It's not even hard. All you have to do is stop spending so much money and read a book instead or draw a picture or look at a sunset or sing a song or dance with a partner or any of the infinite joys of human existence which don't require any money at all .

Now true Canadians have the power to remove our horrible Conservative Harper Government. Vote against the Budget, the government falls. We don't need bullies trying to scare us. We need responsible leadership, eh ! Elect an Independent in your riding. Political parties are now obsolete declares Mayor McCheese.

How come Steve thought the Dion-Layton-Duceppe coalition was undemocratic or unCanadian ? More people voted for those parties. Isn't Steve's party a coalition of the PC, Reform, and Alliance parties ?

You know my dream is for every human to be strong and healthy, to achieve equilibrium with our environment; in a dream like mine we don't need leaders, governments.

But we sure as hell do need governments now. We need governments that remember that it is the people who own the government (we're not customers or clients of our own government, no way). We don't need bullies like the Tories who don't believe in Canada, who think that government should be like a Dad to a small child.

The Western World's elite decided in the 1960s that it's a good idea to base our economy on the production of armaments. They have all kinds of contrived arguments designed to confuse the average citizen, to fool us into believing this is a sane plan.

Weapons are the most important trade commodity in the world today - far more money is spent on weapons than on food or medicine.

The money wasted on weapons could have been used to feed, clothe and shelter every human being on earth many times over. How many people would turn to terrorism in a world where everybody is eating and growing healthy and strong ?

This stupid plan has been responsible for most of our problems over the last forty years. Yet our leaders remain passive and obedient.

We Canadians are like the little guy in this drawing - we worship the King! Yes it's true. I'm trying to figure out why the Tories think it's a great idea to sell ourselves to foreign owners so that we Canadians can become mere managers of ourselves and our resources. Sounds like slavery to me but they call it the inevitable economic prism.(prison?)

Check out these videos to see our moronic leader Steve tell us Canada is obsolete.

"Cui Bono?" Acrylic painting by Sheila Provazza and Patrick Burgomaster

Is your mind ordered ? I don't have the confidence that Stephen Harper or Peter Mackay has the qualification to order my mind .

Another player can Unfreeze you by touching you. Anybody can play freeze tag. Even you.

Thanks to Emily Dee (http://pushedleft.blogspot.com/) for the information ! The tyrants will

be undone by the power of the interweb, we can do it ! Power to the people !

BAD NEWS, EVERYBODY

The wars are getting worse. I know this because we just bought 16 billion dollars worth of fighter jets. We need them to fight the terrorists who hate us and our freedom. Fighter jets are especially effective against roadside bombs and suicide bombers. These fighter jets will probably cost closer to 30 billion dollars because we had to borrow the money to buy them. I had a plan to spend the 30 billion dollars feeding, clothing, and sheltering the afghan civilians, and also by the way how about all the Canadian civilians too !? What a crazy idea, shut up old man ! That's what the kids tell me. They love the video games eh ! I'm a preacher now ! Listen to the preacher on the soupbox ! I'll wash everybody's feet and also their mouths with soup. Don't panic anybody, I just want to tell you I'm alarmed about this. Probably what happened is that I don't understand the situation clearly, and the actual facts are SNAFU.

And let's say we own the Iraqi oil fields ? Do we open all the spigots and flood the market ? No way ! That would hurt our friends, the Saudis.

The Saudis lawyer, James Baker III, has an office in the White House ! No joke ! Help us, James ! Get Obama in on this plan. Afghanistan is now part of Alberta ! Yes I am from Alberta, I'm from Grande Prairie. Also I lived in Red Deer for a number of years, some of the finest in my life ! Alberta RULES !!!! ! !!!

Tony won his seat in the House of Commons by 28 votes. What a mandate, Tony !

Conservative Government wants to over-stock our prisons ! Stock well or Over stock !?

The True North Strong and . . . Free !?

Help, police ! Canadians have been robbed by a group of burglars and scoundrels ! Everybody already knows who it was, but they're still out walking the streets ! They're planning to steal more money ! They go by the name of the Conservative Party of Canada ! Stop them, police ! If I see Brian Mulroney I will place him under Citizens Arrest according to Section 494 of the Canadian Criminal Code. What ? His manner of stealing isn't considered illegal ? Oh sorry everybody. I goofed again.

Who is writing the law ? What is the purpose of our laws ? What are we building ?

Cabinet Minister John Baird told the TV News that his government is going above the

heads of Parliament ! Youtube it if you don't believe what you read. Wake up Canada !

UPDATE: here is the video I referred to.

ONE FINAL POST BEFORE CANCELLATION

Canada has been very fortunate. We have been one of the richest nations in the history of the world. This is because we have been lucky, because Canadian land is abundant with riches.

It's not government that makes us rich. We make our own selves rich.

What are our goals ? We forgot about clean air, clean water, and clean food.

These are the three primary things we need above all else. They are more important than any other thing, yet government destroys them. Clean air, clean food, clean water, that's ALL government should concern itself with ! All else comes from that ! Happy healthy humans can make their own decisions. They don't need government to make all choices. The right wingers always try to make us believe we need them. It's a big scam, those scoundrels ! They never fool me but they fool too many voters, get into office and make idiot decisions ! Short-sighted, moronic decisions! Because they think only of short term financial gain for themselves and their loved ones. No consideration of building a strong country.

This Blog Cancelled

I'm too scared of the new Government. They're getting too powerful. Soon it will be illegal to criticize them the way I do on this website. There's plenty of governments the world over who would execute me for drawing the cartoons I have drawn; this is something I was told by a United Nations language translator from Tajikstan. The old Canadian government believed in freedom but the new Canadian government wants total control. Will I be murdered for my cartoons ? Anyone who tries to murder me is in for a rude awakening.

THIS CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT LOST ALL MY CONFIDENCE

1 Billion dollars, Steve Harper ? You have shown me you're a total goof.

Steve Harper doesn't know how to use the internet. That's my only explanation. Great. Our leader is ignorant about one of the greatest tools ever known to Democracy.

It's impossible to organize the Summit over the internet, right ? There's no possible way to co-ordinate the Summit over the internet and save 1 billion dollars.

Steve wasn't so bad in Opposition. These days the power went to his head. Who needs him now ? Just a small group who want to twist everything for their own short-term gain. Steve doesn't even pretend he cares about all Canadians. He's just interested in "playing the game," like his mentor Brian.

Can't believe Steve ordered Oliphant to ignore shit about the Airbus mystery. If I was leading the inquiry, I'd be very interested in what Steve ordered me not to look at. I would laugh at Steve and say "I'm going to look at all the things you told me not to look at. And I am going to share what I know with my fellow Canadian citizens." ha ha ha ! I am not afraid of Steve. In fact I wish him all the best in his future life as a former prime minister.

I'm tired of seeing fat leaders tell the skinny hungry to tighten their belts. I'm tired of being powerless to stop idiots from destroying our ocean. Everybody tells me to stay calm, "don't get mad, that's un-professional. Gotta be cool man." I'm tired of staying calm while I get poisoned.